DWELLING WITHIN A ROTTING FUCKING PLACE I'M FORCED TO CALL HOME

HELLO SHITSTAIN THAT HAPPENED TO WALK UPON MY DWELLING. I HOPE YOU DO REALIZE I LIVE IN A HIVEBENT FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTIC FUCKASSES THAT NEVER SEEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE. AND IF YOU DO KNOW LIVE IN THE HIVEBENT WITH ME I'VE TWO WORDS FOR YOU; FUCK YOU. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I SHALL RETURN TO SLEEPING AND LAZING AROUND WITH MY PILLOW(s).

(( RP blog for familystuckroleplay))
THE FUCKER BEHIND THIS ALL FAMILYSTUCK headcanons

YO LET’S DO THIS SHIT. (Nepeta)

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Nepeta could swear she didn’t bump into him on purpose. She didn’t remember seeing him when she made a bee-line towards the kitchen at full walking speed. She blinked a few times when he took her hand away and stopped breathing altogether when he touched her nose. She swallowed and let her jaw drop slightly. She had never been this close in proximity to any troll except for Tavros, her moirail, especially not one so close to her age.

“No, it’s okay, I’m fine!” she said, snapping out of it, hand flying back to her face. “I mean, AC is fine! She’s okay!” She felt area around the bone start to throb, where her dark green blood rushed to heal her injury, and heat flush to fill up the rest of her face. “Don’t worry about it! I don’t-She doesn’t need a wrapping! She has gotten worse abrasions while night-hunting!” She ignored the pain for now.

Taking a deep breath, she straightened herself up and changed the subject. “So are you going to the kitchen?” she asked, gesturing to the kitchen with both claws, er, hands.

He looks from side to side, what has he read on what to do on these kind of situations? Oh yeah, absolutely nothing. BUT there were those trashy rom-coms to guide him, cheesy ass but romantic as fuck scenes they were. He scrunched up his eyebrows and took back his hand, eyeing the green pigment, presumably her blood.  He starts to frantically mumble a bunch of words, it’s too early in the evening to be all verbose and hyper-like. He scratched the sides of his head,

“Are… you sure? Are you positive…? Are you absolutely, positively, super, sure?” He looks at her again and frowns. What kind of night hunting? He has been away from life for so long that he doesn’t even know the daily activities of the people around here. Wow, that is just, sad of him. He looked at her again,

“Well I guess I am now if we’re going to clean you up? But if not then I was going to head out there, in the, real world.”  That was a little bit too much emphasis, BUT WHO EVEN GOES OUT THERE FOR FUN. Shit, he was loosing himself. He was going to be nonchalant if he ever ventured out there again.

Nepeta grinned at Karkat’s reply. She shook her head briskly and said, “No, I’m okay, really!” She regained her composure and explained. “I was going outside, too! Well, first to the kitchen, but then to go night hunting! That’s how I get my food and paint and pelts to sleep on!” She felt a tiny drop of blood go down her nose but quickly wiped it away without changing her innocent wide-eyed expression, hoping he wouldn’t notice.

“Come on, let’s eat!” she goaded him, escaping into the kitchen. “There’s purrobably plenty furr both of us!” She opened the fridge to an assortment of food in colors and shapes she had never seen before. She pulled out something that looked like meat and some milk and set them on the table. Since she had only been to the kitchen once, she had no idea where the plates and cups were. She opened all of the cabinets haphazardly and finally found two of each and put those next to the food. She did this also for the forks.

She took the raw meat out of the package and put it in a pile on her plate, with the fork sticking out of the top. It was a bit bloody for her taste, so she decided to cook it a little. There wasn’t a fireplace around, so she stuck the plate with the fork still sticking out into the microwave. She heard it cooks food faster than open flame anyway. She pressed the “1” and it turned set the microwave to cook for a minute. She smiled at herself for figuring it out so fast.

He cocked his head to the side, “Alright, but I’m going to be keeping my eye on you, well, because the last thing I’d ever really want is all of my friends dying from blood loss, I, well, you’re my friend-okay-not another word ugh, but-” He trailed off to ramble some more, making a fool out of himself. However, he stopped when he noticed the droplet of blood traveling down the others face. He reached over to wipe it off but instead met Nepeta’s hand. 

Quickly pulling back with a flushed expression which he wiped away with a head shake, he cleared his throat to clear the one-second awkwardness. Small, but noticeable. Like when you’ve ketchup on your shirt. Which was pretty disgusting anyways, in his opinion. He briskly followed her into the kitchen, wondering what was she going to make. He didn’t trust his cooking and nor did he trust most foods in that refrigerator; but maybe whatever she pulled out was worth tasting.

“Hey what are you making, Nepeta?” He made his way over the microwave,  slouching his shoulders. Lethargy can go to hell. He hoped he could digest this, oh who was he kidding he was going to digest it. He stole some glances here and there and that’s when it hit it to him that he didn’t know how to interact with gals other than his mother. FUck.

YO LET’S DO THIS SHIT. (Nepeta)

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pillowthrowerkarkat:

He scrunched up his nose as he made his way into the family-fun-time-block (Living room) or well it was actually more of a hell when everyone was assembled there. He didn’t carry his pillow around with him,because he wasn’t going to be that idiotic little wriggler again with the whiny and bitchy attitude. No he was a real troll now. But something really irked him. It was driving him insane that he doesn’t know what to do after accomplishing troll-hood and whatever-

“Douchebaggery shits what the hell do I do now?” He paced himself and looked out the window, into the sunset. Maybe he could venture deeper into that forest and have a strife. He had his weapons with him so why not? Karkat made way for the doors of this building and sniffed the air as lethargy was filtered and adrenaline took its place instead. This was going pretty well of being able to not yawn for a good 5 minutes until he bumped into a figure.

Nepeta was in dire need of a good hunting trip. She hadn’t even seen nature in over a week. The need to go outside to do even do the smallest things like walking or even breathing ran through every fiber of her being. She could not take it any longer. For now, though, she needed food. The magical fridge downstairs that seemed to never empty was calling her name and she ran out of beasts to eat the previous night.

On the way, she passed the room with the TV in it. She hadn’t really spent that much time in there with the others because of hunting in the forest or painting in her room, so she nicknamed it the “family cave”. She kept going.

Finally, she eyed the entrance to the kitchen and briskly walked towards it until she walked right into Karkat. Quite hard, actually.

“Ow!” she exclaimed, holding her nose. It really did hurt after bumping it into his chin. “Sorry, Karkitty!” she said innocently, voice muted behind her hand. “I didn’t see you! Are you okay?”

His eyes were squeezed tight at first, and he was ready to blow his top off at whomever was on front of him. However it was just Nepeta and he inwardly sighed and thanked the mighty fucking trolls that it wasn’t some ass-prick strutting his or her way to the hivebent. It’s been getting pretty lively and hell, as if he could take any more shenanigans in his life. He stepped back and moved her hand out of the way instantly to touch her nose,

“Oh fuck- are you okay Nepeta? Tell me you are- jesus christ DO you need one of those human wrapping things?”

Maybe he wasn’t handling this right but damn there wasn’t nothing on his mind about beating the hell out of her. In fact he hasn’t talked to her in a long time; it was time to make do and get along… Better. If he could. Maybe if he tried. 

Nepeta could swear she didn’t bump into him on purpose. She didn’t remember seeing him when she made a bee-line towards the kitchen at full walking speed. She blinked a few times when he took her hand away and stopped breathing altogether when he touched her nose. She swallowed and let her jaw drop slightly. She had never been this close in proximity to any troll except for Tavros, her moirail, especially not one so close to her age.

“No, it’s okay, I’m fine!” she said, snapping out of it, hand flying back to her face. “I mean, AC is fine! She’s okay!” She felt area around the bone start to throb, where her dark green blood rushed to heal her injury, and heat flush to fill up the rest of her face. “Don’t worry about it! I don’t-She doesn’t need a wrapping! She has gotten worse abrasions while night-hunting!” She ignored the pain for now.

Taking a deep breath, she straightened herself up and changed the subject. “So are you going to the kitchen?” she asked, gesturing to the kitchen with both claws, er, hands.

He looks from side to side, what has he read on what to do on these kind of situations? Oh yeah, absolutely nothing. BUT there were those trashy rom-coms to guide him, cheesy ass but romantic as fuck scenes they were. He scrunched up his eyebrows and took back his hand, eyeing the green pigment, presumably her blood.  He starts to frantically mumble a bunch of words, it’s too early in the evening to be all verbose and hyper-like. He scratched the sides of his head,

“Are… you sure? Are you positive…? Are you absolutely, positively, super, sure?” He looks at her again and frowns. What kind of night hunting? He has been away from life for so long that he doesn’t even know the daily activities of the people around here. Wow, that is just, sad of him. He looked at her again,

“Well I guess I am now if we’re going to clean you up? But if not then I was going to head out there, in the, real world.”  That was a little bit too much emphasis, BUT WHO EVEN GOES OUT THERE FOR FUN. Shit, he was loosing himself. He was going to be nonchalant if he ever ventured out there again.

> Dave: Give in already. [Karkat]

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YO LET’S DO THIS SHIT. (Nepeta)

sl33pyleijon:

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He scrunched up his nose as he made his way into the family-fun-time-block (Living room) or well it was actually more of a hell when everyone was assembled there. He didn’t carry his pillow around with him,because he wasn’t going to be that idiotic little wriggler again with the whiny and bitchy attitude. No he was a real troll now. But something really irked him. It was driving him insane that he doesn’t know what to do after accomplishing troll-hood and whatever-

“Douchebaggery shits what the hell do I do now?” He paced himself and looked out the window, into the sunset. Maybe he could venture deeper into that forest and have a strife. He had his weapons with him so why not? Karkat made way for the doors of this building and sniffed the air as lethargy was filtered and adrenaline took its place instead. This was going pretty well of being able to not yawn for a good 5 minutes until he bumped into a figure.

Nepeta was in dire need of a good hunting trip. She hadn’t even seen nature in over a week. The need to go outside to do even do the smallest things like walking or even breathing ran through every fiber of her being. She could not take it any longer. For now, though, she needed food. The magical fridge downstairs that seemed to never empty was calling her name and she ran out of beasts to eat the previous night.

On the way, she passed the room with the TV in it. She hadn’t really spent that much time in there with the others because of hunting in the forest or painting in her room, so she nicknamed it the “family cave”. She kept going.

Finally, she eyed the entrance to the kitchen and briskly walked towards it until she walked right into Karkat. Quite hard, actually.

“Ow!” she exclaimed, holding her nose. It really did hurt after bumping it into his chin. “Sorry, Karkitty!” she said innocently, voice muted behind her hand. “I didn’t see you! Are you okay?”

His eyes were squeezed tight at first, and he was ready to blow his top off at whomever was on front of him. However it was just Nepeta and he inwardly sighed and thanked the mighty fucking trolls that it wasn’t some ass-prick strutting his or her way to the hivebent. It’s been getting pretty lively and hell, as if he could take any more shenanigans in his life. He stepped back and moved her hand out of the way instantly to touch her nose,

“Oh fuck- are you okay Nepeta? Tell me you are- jesus christ DO you need one of those human wrapping things?”

Maybe he wasn’t handling this right but damn there wasn’t nothing on his mind about beating the hell out of her. In fact he hasn’t talked to her in a long time; it was time to make do and get along… Better. If he could. Maybe if he tried. 

YO LET’S DO THIS SHIT. (Nepeta)

He scrunched up his nose as he made his way into the family-fun-time-block (Living room) or well it was actually more of a hell when everyone was assembled there. He didn’t carry his pillow around with him,because he wasn’t going to be that idiotic little wriggler again with the whiny and bitchy attitude. No he was a real troll now. But something really irked him. It was driving him insane that he doesn’t know what to do after accomplishing troll-hood and whatever-

“Douchebaggery shits what the hell do I do now?” He paced himself and looked out the window, into the sunset. Maybe he could venture deeper into that forest and have a strife. He had his weapons with him so why not? Karkat made way for the doors of this building and sniffed the air as lethargy was filtered and adrenaline took its place instead. This was going pretty well of being able to not yawn for a good 5 minutes until he bumped into a figure.

> Dave: Give in already. [Karkat]

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