DWELLING WITHIN A ROTTING FUCKING PLACE I'M FORCED TO CALL HOME

HELLO SHITSTAIN THAT HAPPENED TO WALK UPON MY DWELLING. I HOPE YOU DO REALIZE I LIVE IN A HIVEBENT FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTIC FUCKASSES THAT NEVER SEEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE. AND IF YOU DO KNOW LIVE IN THE HIVEBENT WITH ME I'VE TWO WORDS FOR YOU; FUCK YOU. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I SHALL RETURN TO SLEEPING AND LAZING AROUND WITH MY PILLOW(s).

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THE FUCKER BEHIND THIS ALL FAMILYSTUCK headcanons

Headcanon

-Karkat is relatively shorter than the rest of the family minus Tavros and Nepeta (who he passes by an inch or two).

-If this is the case then I’d go with 5’1-5’2-5’2.5 or 155 centimeters for you metric system using folks out there.

- 8.5 sweeps old or 17 years old in human terms.

-Pickiest eater evar. Hands down.

-It’s going to be tough cracking that shell and making him laugh because he puts a facade of being this troll who’s independent and worthy of looking up to. (Though… everyone has their own thing to do so he’ll try to indirectly show his leadership skills of commanding what to do and whatnot.)

-He usually takes naps… and goes to sleep more than anyone else. There isn’t that much to do around the place anyways. (Or maybe he just hasn’t found the right activities to do yet)

-Lately, he’s been a bit more active and thus, causing him to loose some sleep. Or at least mess with his body’s internal clock.

-He loves watching romcoms and it’s much better if there was someone he could explain and bitch about the movie he’s watching to. This only applies to romcoms and romcoms only because that gore shit freaks the fuck out of him.

-As much as he hates to admit it… He does treasure the members of his family. Even the newer ones. The adopted ones. This is merely because of him being anti-social. It does get, lonely.

-**Edit: Trollian. He uses that. (fff-) Though you know since it’s like PC in a way… except for the fact that he has access to the time lines of others and such.  Yadda yadda yadda, etc.

-**EDIT: Uses sicles. (Fuck I’ve been using scythes too much WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME;; ooc+ic)

-Origins; unknown. He was just there in the hivebent. There wasn’t a start point, no hatching and being taken care of by a lusus or anything like that. 

-His voice is low and sometimes scratchy, (I just don’t really know when)

-He has a bed filled with pillows of all sorts of sizes and shapes and colors.

-Carries a pillow with him; I swear it’s like some ritual almost.

-Calm when asleep; Dormant-ly angry by the day or (k)night

(AHH KNIGHT PUNS YES)